After finished the Guardian Dragon God of Sloth ordeal, I spent the day chillin . I was sleeping for a few months in my human form but returned to the dragon form when I wake up . Even though Runamiria complained but I hate my human form because it makes me remember of who I used to be . More importantly, isn’t her leg feel cramped for staying in the same position for a few months?
I also was informed about hero-kun journey . He set off using the empire airship and has bee subduing demons all around the world . He seemed to be in a good health . If he keep this up in the future it will be really possi le to defeat the demon lord and entering Makai . Thanks to my hard work . And once he finished, my task of orchestrating the brave system will be reduced .
Until the time the demon lord is defeated, I can leisurely take a nap and enjoy it .
“Gurururur . . ”
It was coming from my stomach .
” guardian sama . Do you hear that? ”
Oh shit . . I will pretend to still be asleep .
” Guardian sama, are you awake? Just now… ” ” Hooaaaammm . . ”
Runamiria is trying to say something but I will continue feigning my innocence .
” I know you’re awake . When you’re sleeping, your breath is heavier and it have a bass like sound . I’m familiar with it . ”
” Whoa scary . . You even know the sound of my breath . ”
” Of course . After all I got nothing to do when you’re asleep except observing you . ”
” Don’t do that . ”
Of course I’m happy . . But, it was kind of creepy at the same time .
” Runamiria, in the name of Guardian Dragon God of Sloth, I ban you from seeing my sleeping face . ”
” What… ”
Runamiria face then turned white as if seeing a ghost . She immediately collapsed to the ground .
” Please show me some mercy guardian sama . Please! ” She is clinging to my leg and crying .
” No! Peeking on my sleeping face is a breach of privacy . ”
Afterall, knowing someone is observing my sleeping face couldn’t make me sleep calmly .
” Please forgive me! If I can’t saw your sleeping face, 50% of my health is gone . ”
How can my sleeping face make up 50% of your health? ” Anyway, what about the rest? ”
” Of course it was when you’re awake . ”
Oh no . She is now looking at me with her pleading puppy eyes . It is really hard to resist .
” Alright . . Arrggh . . I lift the ban earlier . ” ” Guardian sama, thank you! ”
Runamiria tears is still falling down but now her face is blooming like flower . Usually I will said” How dare you cling to me” but I’ll let it go this time . If she was a dog, her tail must be waving like crazy that it could create a whirlwind .
“It seemed like you two really get along . ”
It was a voice coming directly inside my head . I look around and saw a midteen boy eith a semi transparent body floating in the air . Long distance conversation magic?
The boy appearance is well dressed and smiling haughty . His face is good looking however he have horns, wings, and tail similar to my human form . He is one of seven guardian god .
“Long time no see, Pride . ”
He is God of Arrogance, Pride . Befitting his name , he have big bossy attitude and he could easily offended people . The last time I saw him was a few thousand years ago .
” Yo, long time no see . I see you’ve grown a bit . ”
Actually I don’t want to meet him . Everytime a guardian god met with each other, something troublesome has haplened .
” By the way laziness, I have a request . . C
“Oh Pride san, I’m sorry to tell you that I was hurt when the hero party come . I’m even bleeding . ”
” Oh? Are you holding back or playing around? To think a human could actually hurt you . ”
” It’s just that the enemy is the hero party . He should be able to met your expectations too . Please look forward to it . ”
” Laziness, it is the general assembly . . ”
” I am to lazy to listen . Sorry . ”
” Please, or I will keep bugging you till you can’t sleep . ” ” That’s… . Aaaah . . Alright I’ll listen . ”
There goes my peace .
” This matter is absolutely disgusting till I have no choice but to ask help from the other guardian god . ”
What could make him said something disgusting?
” So, I think that there is no better competent Guardian God other than you . ”
Hah . . His mind must be broken . How can I am the laziest one be the most competent?
“You know, I am even feel frustrated that I couldn’t solve it on my own . You must have know my feeling God of Sloth . ”
Runamiria is also listening seriously .
“So, what is the problem? ”
” It is a very nasty situation . ”
What is it? Another mana stream trouble? A false God appear?
” I don’t want to decorate it with nice words . In conclusion, this world is in danger . This world will perish! ”
… . What?…
Bound Pleasures 
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